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I have no clue on what women use for a 'logic
indicator'. Put them in any situation dealing with other people....... What happens? Weird sheeit. Women are fucked in the head.
Hold on, don't get your panties in a bunch. Women are great. I don't know what I'd do without them.
The above two statements may seem contradictory, contrasting, and completely opposite, and they are. So lets clarify a few things.
Let's start with the second statement first because 2 is higher than one (not to mention, it'll make all the chicks reading this feel good). I love women. All the fun things in the world are better with women. I think. Proof of this? Sex. It's true. Do you wanna be a one man army? Band of the hand and all that? Hell no.
Women are great to be around, they make you smile, they can make
you all giddy inside, they can give a person a wide range of
positive emotions that you just can't get from one of your crew
members. Just look at Huss. He'd rather count the blades of grass on a freshly cut lawn with his girl than celebrate a massive party with his crew. But most of us don't hold it against him too much (except the really neurotically obsessive peeps) because we'd probably do the same damn thing, were we fortunate enough to have a chick that was completely infatuated with us. Well, maybe not to the degree that Huss has taken it to, but still.
I *thought* this happened and was *told* that this had happened *by* the girl that was "infatuated" with
me, and she couldn't get me out of her head. I knew exactly how
to make her smile, make her laugh, how to lighten her day. To
her, I posessed the general attributes of boyfriend.
But apparently it wasn't actually so.
This girl at work (jen, if you somehow manage to find and read
up to this point, read on) finally told me that she had feelings for me. After 2 months or so of basically saying it to each other, we said we'd go out. At first, I said I wouldn't because we work together, and it would be awkward, but then I decided that the awkwardness was worth it, because she is a nice person, afterall. She's pretty fine too, now that J mentions it. Anyways, she asks me
"are you sure? I hope this isn't one of those changed my mind deals, where you end up not liking me anymore, because I don't think I can handle
that". I assured her, I wasn't going to change my mind.
We saw a movie, a good time was had by both of us. So three weeks later, I get weird vibes from her. She's not talking to me anymore, she doesn't laugh at me like she used to, we're not taking our breaks together to give each other massages for half an hour, basically we're spending nowhere near the amount of time together that we were when we were just friends. One night, she made eye contact about three times on a whole night of work, 6 hours of work, and she looked at me three times, one of which I instigated by yelling her name. What the hell is that? I find out that we have the first day off together in about a month, and ask her if she'd like to go out to talk.
"No, I have to see if my friend is going to the Guvernment with
me." You'd think that the girl who'd been in love with me since she saw me would be a little more enthusiastic about a date.
So I ask her "What's up? What's with this brush off thing I've been getting from
you?" In short, her response was "I don't know how to act around you anymore, I don't know what to say. I'm sorry, but could we be friends?"
What am I going to say, no? I
should point out by now that all of my relationships have ended
in only two different ways. One of them being the "let's be
friends" deal, and never heard from afterwards, because of
the slow drifting apart. I've had many of these, Jennifer isn't
the only one who thought this way. Or,
I get cheated on. But the thing is, I can still talk to *a few*
of the people who cheat on me, one person to the extent of being
one of my closest friends in Newfoundland. And it's not like I
get cheated on because I'm a bad person. I'm not a bad person.
Actually, I'm quite a nice person. So nice, that many girls I
know would tout me as the "nicest guy [they] know". This
is bad. Not in a sense, because I like being a good person, it
gives me a sense of meaning. It's bad relationship-wise. As soon
as a girl can figure out one fault of mine, that's what they'll
always hold against me. They'll say that that's the reason they
cheated on me. Because they found out I have a fault, I am no
longer date worthy, sex worthy, love worthy, whatever. Now,
every girl that's ever cheated on me has told me the exact same
thing after the breakup. The exact same three words I hear over
and over are "I miss you." I've made the mistake of
actually falling for this devious ploy a few times, only to get
cheated on again. And a few months later, I here those three
awful words, YET AGAIN. They don't mean anything to me anymore,
maybe I'm desinsitized to them, maybe I'm taking them for
granted, but fact remains I'm tired of hearing them. LOGIC Most
people break up after one has cheated on the other. When a break
up occurs, you more than likely won't be seeing a hell of a lot
of that person. If you like that other person, chances are that
you'll miss them. Don't whine when they won't take you back, and
if they do, don't cheat on them again. LOGIC Most
people who want to go steady have an intent to be more than
friends. That's the whole point of going steady. If you want
mindless sex, date people. If you want a meaningful
relationship, make sure you want to be more than friends. So,
what do women use to judge logic? I don't know, maybe they use
the undersides of their feet to see what's logical, that's the
only thing I can come up with. If you are a woman, and can give
some insights as to why you use the undersides of you feet to
judge logic, please mail
me. **Update
- I'm actually pretty good friends now with the forementioned
girl in the article. Maybe the one in a million chance of that
happening actually happened. |
